| The most retarded thing ever |
[Dec. 18th, 2009|08:44 pm] |
We have a fireplace channel. The same 30 second clip of burning logs looped indefinitely 24/7.
WHY? |
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| (no subject) |
[Dec. 13th, 2009|09:38 am] |
also from notalwaysright:
Be All The Genders You Can Be
Gas Station | Seattle, WA, USA
(An older man who looks to be in his 80s approaches the counter.)
Me: “Good morning, sir.”
Customer: “I’m not a ’sir’.”
Me: “…”
Customer: “…”
Me: “…ma’am?”
Customer: “Are you getting sarcastic with me?”
Me: “No…you’re confusing me.”
Customer: “Have you been in the military?”
Me: “…no. But several of my family members have.”
Customer: “Well, you should. You’d be perfect.” *salutes and leaves*
Coworker: *walking in* “Who was that guy?”
Me: “Sergeant Transvestite?”
You're supposed to laugh at the old guy. I'm laughing at the guy who posted the story. |
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| Also from notalwaysright: |
[Dec. 12th, 2009|04:28 am] |
Me: “Hi, I’m calling on behalf of [power company]. I’m conducting a survey about your electrical service.”
That's not the whole joke. I just think it's hilarious that a power company is conducting a survey. |
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| (no subject) |
[Dec. 11th, 2009|04:17 am] |
from notalwaysright.com:
Smoking Man: “No, I am a fireman! We use petroleum to put out fires!” |
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